My brother sent me this list of sayings for Valentine's Cards that Hallmark won't use for some reason. Enjoy.
~If love were a flavor of ice cream, it would be Mint Chocolate Chip because I love that flavor.
~I used to think that love was something I could feel only once in a lifetime. And then I met your sister.
~Love is like applesauce--it's mushy and makes me want to poop.
~Two lovers in love are better than three lovers in a love triangle, because two is less than three, and too much love can give you gas.
~Roses are red, violets are blue, yada yada yada here's a card.
~If Chuck Norris were your boyfriend, he probably would have gotten you more than this crappy card.
~The Beatles once philosophized that all you need is love. I would argue that you need food, water, and shelter, too.
~If my love for you were a television show, I would definitely TiVo it every week.
~I would really like to vocalize my feelings for you, but I'm a wuss, so this card does it for me.
~Did you ever think when we met that we would be as happy as we are now? I know I didn't.
~Love is like a fine wine--it gets better with age and can stain the rug.
~Someone once asked me to compare love to a flower. I thought that was stupid.
~If I could think of a song that would describe my love for you, I think I would choose something by Dido...maybe that duet she did with Eminem...that had a good beat.